ChezPerky

I don’t curse a lot in my blog, if you haven’t noticed. In real life I curse like a sailor’s daughter (appropriate, since my dad was a submariner), but in the blogosphere, not so much. But honestly, I don’t know what else to title this post. I’ve been trying to write it all day, but I just can’t. So instead of really writing the full-blown story of what transpired, here are the basic important details:

July 5 cervix length: 4+ centimeters
July 11 cervix length: 3+ centimeters
July 16 cervix length: 1.5-2.3 centimeters (variable… apparently I have a “dynamic” cervix, which isn’t quite the compliment that it sounds like)

Today, for the first time, I didn’t hear about the fact that I would have a scheduled c-section at 34 weeks. Today I heard a new, and extremely frightening phrase: “We are hoping to get you to 28 weeks. Every week beyond that is bonus.”

So I’m sorry if I’m offending anyone with my foul language, but I truly don’t know WHAT to say other than FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK.

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I don't curse a lot in my blog, if you haven't noticed. In real life I curse like a sailor's daughter (appropriate, since my dad was a submariner), but in the blogosphere, not so much. But honestly, I don't know what else to title this post. I've been trying to write it all day, but I just can't. So instead of really writing the full-blown story of what transpired, here are the basic important details:

July 5 cervix length: 4+ centimeters
July 11 cervix length: 3+ centimeters
July 16 cervix length: 1.5-2.3 centimeters (variable… apparently I have a "dynamic" cervix, which isn't quite the compliment that it sounds like)

Today, for the first time, I didn't hear about the fact that I would have a scheduled c-section at 34 weeks. Today I heard a new, and extremely frightening phrase: "We are hoping to get you to 28 weeks. Every week beyond that is bonus."

So I'm sorry if I'm offending anyone with my foul language, but I truly don't know WHAT to say other than FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK.

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